silverfoxflower | Entries tagged with genre: crack/humor

Title: A Unicorn in the Avengers Tower, But That's Not Even The Important Part of the Story
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor
Word Count: ~800
Pairing(s): Steve/Tony, Thor/Poptarts, Thor/Jane Foster, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Contents: Jokes about alcoholism, PTSD. May be offensive to those particularly invested in fanon characterization.

Written for: this prompt at

avengerkink
Notes: Okay, I was super hesitant to actually publish this story because in retrospect this is really bad fic and possibly more weirdly offensive than funny ~~(and because I wrote this while drunk)~~. Um, please read this with a sense of humor. For the record, i love tropes/cliches and (if you've read my other crack!fics this is really obvious) overuse them in my own writing. So.
Beta: none :(

Summary:
"so, the avengers fandom is pretty well established, right? it's got it's own tropes and fics clichés and everything.

my prompt? how many fandom tropes can you fit into one story?"

... I got 53 in 800 words. Captain Pike dares you to do better. (List of tropes used at end of fic)
IDK THIS IS BAD!FIC PPL

Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.

( “I think I’m due for my cameo.” Natasha said, looking scarily, sexily emotionless and simply covered in knives. )

Title: Better Lock It in Your Pocket (or, Ten Secrets about Nikolai Romanov, as kept by Clint Barton)
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor, Genderblending, Angst, Character Study
Word Count: ~1400
Pairing(s): male!Natasha/Clint
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Contents: Alludes to past possible abuse, Clint's POV, no fix-it for Phil :(

Written for: this prompt at

avengerkink
Notes: This was supposed to be crack, and then it descended into very aggressive angst(?) BTW, I adore male!Natasha but I'm still working on his characterization. I'm afraid that this is not one of those stories that focus on how being male would particularly change Natasha's experience.
Beta: none

Summary: Clint knows the scary, secret truth: Nikolai is a dork. He just has the world’s best poker face about it. After seven years serving as Nikolai’s BFF and occasional bed warmer (in Soviet Russia, you don’t fuck Nikolai Romanov, Nikolai Romanov fucks you), Clint has gathered a heap of intel which he has been threatened under pain of death multiple times never to disclose.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.

( Nikolai Romanov is a cool-eyed, long-legged beauty who’d kill a man as soon as look at him. )

Title: Five Interventions the Avengers Held For Each other and One They Held For Loki
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor, Gen
Word Count: ~2400
Pairing(s): Gen, Tony/Loki
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Contents: Mild kinkshaming of technophilia at the beginning of the work.

Written for: this prompt at

avengers_kink. Also for

chelz710, who asked for something cracky for her birthday and loves frostiron
Notes: Arg, I have a big bang and a reverse big bang to work on and I just keep churning out the crack.
Beta: None

Summary: The next time, they had an omelet bar, champagne and a banner without penises on it. Also, Jane Foster was there. Thor seemed delighted when he stepped into the room and everyone toasted him with a jubilant, “Intervention!”
or
The Avengers hold interventions a la How I Met Your Mother
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.

( Thor stood, “Brother, I have a ballad prepared for this occasion. ‘Tis called, Look at thy life, look at thy choices.” )

Title: Five Kinks Tony Stark Does Not Have Anymore Thanks to Steve Rogers (+1 He Still Likes)
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor
Word Count: ~2500
Pairing(s): Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, background Clint/Coulson, Clint+Tony jackass friendship
Rating: R
Warnings/Contents: Bad!sex galore, poorly thought-out sexual decisions

Written for: this prompt at

comment_fic
Notes: It seems that I am destined to write nothing but bad crack for this fandom. Clint snuck in and took over this fic like a ninja.
Beta: The lovely-as-always

chelz710

Summary: "Hm ..." Clint paused in the bedroom doorway, surveying Tony as he lay in fetal position, sulkily clutching a hot water bottle to his groin. "Can't decide what to mock you for without more information."
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.

( Clint was not as amused, and the next day Tony found that his custom-ordered RealDoll had been thoroughly used as target practice. )

Title: Just Wanna Have Fun
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Het, Crack/Humor, Gen
Word Count: ~2300
Pairing(s): Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Natasha Stark, Sif/Steve Rogers, Jane Foster/Thor, Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none

Written for: this prompt at

kink_bingo
Notes: In my headcanon, Maria Hill off-duty acts exactly like Robin from HIMYM ...
Beta: The lovely-as-always

chelz710

Summary: In which Natasha sucks at bowling, Sif gets a lapdance, Jane can't hold her tequila, and Clint has his suspicions about what, exactly, goes on during Girls Night Out.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.

( "Fine," Clint called after her, "But I'm gonna imagine you all having a pillow fight in lingerie followed by a lesbian orgy." )

Title: Five Universes Where Hikaru Sulu Fell in Love With Pavel Chekov at First Sight (and the One Where He Literally Fell)
Author/artist:

silverfoxflower
Recipient's name:

meteorfire
Beta:

mightyyawp
Rating: PG-13
Series: STXI
Pairing/Characters: Sulu/Chekov, very vaguely hinted Kirk/Spock and Scotty/Gaila
Word Count: 5000
Disclaimer: No ownage whatsoever
Summary: Pretty much the title :D
Warnings (if any): N/A
Author's notes: I really hope this is to your liking,

meteorfire! I smashed together a couple of your likes: humor, kid!fic, AUs.

( “You can call me Pavel.” The kid offers another of those bright smiles, and Hikaru should be too fucking tired to feel like he’s just gotten his breath stolen away. )

Title: The Roundabout Seduction Job
Fandom: Leverage
Genre: Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~1400
Pairing: Eliot/Hardison
Rating: R
Warnings: Nongraphic referenses to mastrubation and sex
Notes: Fills the single line extra (Domestic/Tradesman, Penance/Punishment, Oral Fixation, Pictures, Crossdressing) on my

kink_bingo.
Summary: “Eliot Spencer, you are one oblivious son of a bitch.” Hardison stared at the camera condescendingly. “Do you know how hard it is to seduce your ass?”
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn.

( Eliot was tracking beads of sweat down the back of Hardison’s neck and violently resisting the urge to lean over for a taste )

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Title: On Warp Theory, Hickies, and Seduction
Author: silverfoxflower
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Genre: PWP, Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~1700
Pairing: Scotty/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, really, other than sex.
Notes: Fills a double line extra (Collars and Teasing) on my

kink_bingo.
Summary: Pretty much the title :D
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn

( Chekov wasn’t stupid. He was, however, a boy genius with a healthy sexual curiosity and perhaps a teeny, tiny crush on Chief Engineer Scott. )

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Title: The Stableboy's Dilemma
Author: silverfoxflower
Fandom: Pheniox Wright
Genre: PWP, Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~1500
Pairing: Edgeworth/Pheniox
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: OOC Edgeworth, because it amuses me to make him a secret!perv for crackish purposes.
Notes: Fills a postage stamp (Body and Body Parts, Held down, Domestic/Tradesman, Penance/Punishment) on my

kink_bingo . See my card here. Also the sequel of The Poolboy's Temptation (formerly Use Me, Amuse Me, but I decided until I decided that I hated that title XD).
Summary: "Alright, so tricking Wright into debt and forcing him into menial labor in order to ogle his sweaty body sounded bad when said out loud, but it was all for a good cause. The cause of putting more delicious images into Edgeworth's mental masturbatory catalog (he detested the colloquial term 'wank bank')."
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn

Read the prequel HERE!

( “There are a lot of things you don’t know about me,” Edgeworth replied loftily. <i>Such as what I’m going to be doing to those boots after you leave.</i> )

Current Mood: blank

Title: Centerfold Sensei
Fandom: Naruto
Genre: Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~2600
Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka
Rating: R
Warnings: Crossdressing, glossed-over smut.
Notes: Fills the postage stamp (Prostitution/Sexwork, Vanilla Kink, Pictures, and Crossdressing) of my kink_bingo . See my card here.
Summary: Moving into a new home with Kakashi, Iruka stumbles upon the dirty little secret he had been trying to hide for seven years. Unfortunately, it has been immortalized in glossy, full-color porno magazine.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

( “Kakashi, I have something to tell you. Now I’m sure you won’t like it, but so help me God, if you say one word of disapproval, I’m going to bring up that incident with the dogs and see how you like calling the kettle black-“ )

Current Mood: cranky

Title: Five Crew Members That Have Caught Jayne and Simon in the Act, and One Who is Still Blissfully Unaware
Fandom: Firefly
Genre: Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~3700
Pairing: Jayne/Simon, brief Wash/Zoe
Rating: R
Warnings: Pre-movie
Notes: Fills the 'Exhibitionism' square of my kink_bingo . Beta'd by lemposoi and kisahawklin , and all mistakes are mine.
Summary: When Jayne and Simon get together, most of Serenity gets an eyeful soon enough.
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue.

( For a second, Kaylee didn’t know whether they’d kiss or kill each other. )

Current Mood: jealous

Title: The Skittles Job
Author:

silverfoxflower
Fandom: Leverage
Genre: PWP, Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~1400
Pairing: Eliot/Hardison
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rough sex, slah. No spoilers.
Notes: Fills the "Held Down" square of my

kink_bingo . See my card here. Beta'd by

lemposoi and

kisahawklin , and all mistakes are mine.
Summary: Eliot is convinced Hardison stole his Skittles. Clearly, punishment is in order.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.

( “My. Skittles.” Eliot’s eyes narrowed. “Where are they?” )

Current Mood: shocked

Title: The Poolboy's Temptation
Author: silverfoxflower
Fandom: Pheniox Wright
Genre: PWP, Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~800
Pairing: Edgeworth/Pheniox
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: OOC Edgeworth, because it amuses me to make him a secret!perv for crackish purposes.
Notes: Fills the Domestic/Tradesman square on my

kink_bingo . See my card here.
Summary: Pheniox loses a pocker game and becomes Edgeworth's pool boy. Edgeworth pervs on him.
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue.

( “I’ve always said that you were suited for manual labor, Wright.” Edgeworth leaned back in his deck chair, smirking around his glass of iced tea. )

Current Mood: content

Title: Just Another Accidentally Revealed Crack Pairing in an Otherwise Uneventful Morning
Author: silverfoxflower
Fandom: Hetalia
Word Count: ~1000
Pairing: Japan/Romano, various other crack/rarepairings
Rating: PG-13, probably
Genre: Slash, Crack
Warnings: Allusions to kinky sex, tropes and cliches up the wazoo
Author Notes: Written for this prompt on hetalia_kink . Also posted HERE if you want to read/comment anonymously
Summary: In the middle of just another, ordinary World Meeting (cue: complete chaos), Japan and Romano's secret relationship is discovered.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or its characters. Please be no with the suing.

( “Oh my God, Japan was swappin’ spit with the mafia Italy!” )

I'm currently looking for a beta to look over Hetalia-related fanfictions :D Please leave a comment if interested, or email me at shirley_gigi@yahoo.com

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Fic: A Unicorn in the Avengers Tower, But That's Not Even The Important Part of the Story
Fic: Better Lock It in Your Pocket (or, Ten Secrets about Nikolai Romanov, as kept by Clint Barton)
Fic: Five Interventions the Avengers Held For Each other and One They Held For Loki (Gen PG-13)
Fic: Five Kinks Tony Stark Does Not Have Anymore Thanks to Steve Rogers ... (Tony/Steve, R)
Fic: Just Wanna Have Fun (Various, PG-13)
Five Universes Hikaru Sulu Fell in Love With Pavel Chekov at First Sight (Sulu/Chekov, PG-13)
Fic: The Roundabout Seduction Job (Eliot/Hardison, R)
Fic: On Warp Theory, Hickies and Seduction (Scotty/Chekov, NC-17)
Fic: The Stableboy's Dilemma (Edgeworth/Phoenix, NC-17)
Fic: Centerfold Sensei (Kakashi/Iruka, R)
Fic: Five Crew Members That Have Caught Jayne and Simon in the Act ... (Jayne/Simon, R)
Fic: The Skittles Job (Eliot/Hardison, NC-17)
Fic: The Poolboy's Temptation (Edgeworth/Pheniox, NC-17)
Fic: Just Another Accidentally Revealed Crack Pairing ... (Japan/Romano, PG-13)
Fic: The Last Temptation of Kyosuke Kawachi (Kawachi/Azuma, NC-17)

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