silverfoxflower

Title: Better Lock It in Your Pocket (or, Ten Secrets about Nikolai Romanov, as kept by Clint Barton)
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor, Genderblending, Angst, Character Study
Word Count: ~1400
Pairing(s): male!Natasha/Clint
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Contents: Alludes to past possible abuse, Clint's POV, no fix-it for Phil :(

Written for: this prompt at avengerkink
Notes: This was supposed to be crack, and then it descended into very aggressive angst(?) BTW, I adore male!Natasha but I'm still working on his characterization. I'm afraid that this is not one of those stories that focus on how being male would particularly change Natasha's experience.
Beta: none

Summary: Clint knows the scary, secret truth: Nikolai is a dork. He just has the world’s best poker face about it. After seven years serving as Nikolai’s BFF and occasional bed warmer (in Soviet Russia, you don’t fuck Nikolai Romanov, Nikolai Romanov fucks you), Clint has gathered a heap of intel which he has been threatened under pain of death multiple times never to disclose.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.



( Nikolai Romanov is a cool-eyed, long-legged beauty who’d kill a man as soon as look at him. )

Title: Five Interventions the Avengers Held For Each other and One They Held For Loki
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor, Gen
Word Count: ~2400
Pairing(s): Gen, Tony/Loki
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Contents: Mild kinkshaming of technophilia at the beginning of the work.

Written for: this prompt atavengers_kink. Also for chelz710, who asked for something cracky for her birthday and loves frostiron
Notes: Arg, I have a big bang and a reverse big bang to work on and I just keep churning out the crack.
Beta: None

Summary: The next time, they had an omelet bar, champagne and a banner without penises on it. Also, Jane Foster was there. Thor seemed delighted when he stepped into the room and everyone toasted him with a jubilant, “Intervention!”
or
The Avengers hold interventions a la How I Met Your Mother
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.




(  Thor stood, “Brother, I have a ballad prepared for this occasion. ‘Tis called, Look at thy life, look at thy choices.” )

Title: Just Wanna Have Fun
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Het, Crack/Humor, Gen
Word Count: ~2300
Pairing(s): Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Natasha Stark, Sif/Steve Rogers, Jane Foster/Thor, Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none

Written for: this prompt at kink_bingo
Notes: In my headcanon, Maria Hill off-duty acts exactly like Robin from HIMYM ...
Beta: The lovely-as-always chelz710

Summary: In which Natasha sucks at bowling, Sif gets a lapdance, Jane can't hold her tequila, and Clint has his suspicions about what, exactly, goes on during Girls Night Out.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.


(  "Fine," Clint called after her, "But I'm gonna imagine you all having a pillow fight in lingerie followed by a lesbian orgy." )