silverfoxflower | Entries tagged with rating: r

Title: Five Kinks Tony Stark Does Not Have Anymore Thanks to Steve Rogers (+1 He Still Likes)
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor
Word Count: ~2500
Pairing(s): Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, background Clint/Coulson, Clint+Tony jackass friendship
Rating: R
Warnings/Contents: Bad!sex galore, poorly thought-out sexual decisions

Written for: this prompt at

comment_fic
Notes: It seems that I am destined to write nothing but bad crack for this fandom. Clint snuck in and took over this fic like a ninja.
Beta: The lovely-as-always

chelz710

Summary: "Hm ..." Clint paused in the bedroom doorway, surveying Tony as he lay in fetal position, sulkily clutching a hot water bottle to his groin. "Can't decide what to mock you for without more information."
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.

( Clint was not as amused, and the next day Tony found that his custom-ordered RealDoll had been thoroughly used as target practice. )

Title: Infatuation, This Fixation (or, Seven Conversations on the Same Thing and One on Something Completely Different)
Fandom: Naruto
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Slash
Word Count: ~3700
Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-graphic slash, details that don't follow canon
Fills: The Bodies/Body Parts square of my

kink_bingo.
Notes: This is technically the first Kakashi/Iruka story I had ever written. There is another on my journal, I wrote it after this one and posted it before, largely because I couldn't make myself look at this for a long time. Now, I don't even know why I was so nervous. Rereading this, I have to say I completely fell in love with it all over again. ~~But now I've probably jinxed myself and you're all going to hate it.~~
Beta: None, but I'm looking :) PM me if interested, especially if you're good at thinking up titles (obviously, I'm utter rubbish) and summaries.
Summary: Iruka thinks it's ridiculous, the reason Kakashi won't stop bothering him. That is, until he finds himself falling in love.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this fic.

( Iruka wondered if it would be impolite to laugh. He did it anyway, because he had nothing to lose. “That’s why you’ve been prepositioning me – most inappropriately, mind you – every day? Because you have a neck fetish?” )

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Vienna Teng

Title: The Roundabout Seduction Job
Fandom: Leverage
Genre: Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~1400
Pairing: Eliot/Hardison
Rating: R
Warnings: Nongraphic referenses to mastrubation and sex
Notes: Fills the single line extra (Domestic/Tradesman, Penance/Punishment, Oral Fixation, Pictures, Crossdressing) on my

kink_bingo.
Summary: “Eliot Spencer, you are one oblivious son of a bitch.” Hardison stared at the camera condescendingly. “Do you know how hard it is to seduce your ass?”
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn.

( Eliot was tracking beads of sweat down the back of Hardison’s neck and violently resisting the urge to lean over for a taste )

Current Mood: blank

Title: The Late Song of Longing
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Gen, Slash, Fluff, Angst
Word Count: ~1800
Pairing: child!Hong Kong+China, Korea --> China, Russia --> China, Japan --> (imaginary!)England/China, America+China, France/China
Rating: R
Warnings: Nothing really.
Notes: Fills the double line extra (Bodies and Body Parts and Vanilla Kink) on my

kink_bingo. Written for this prompt on the

hetalia_kink meme, with the fill posted here.
Summary: Also known as: 'Five Times China's Silky, Gorgeous Hair Was Appreciated, and the One Time It Was REALLY Appreciated' Except with less crack.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn

( When wet, it reaches to the middle of his back, slides around his shoulders, leaves droplets of water wherever he dips his head. )

Current Mood: awake

Title: The Stranger In You
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Slash, PWP
Word Count: ~1500
Pairing: Greece/England
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-graphic slashy sex, allusions to past violence
Notes: Written for this prompt on the

hetalia_kink meme.
Summary: Greece and England enter into an unusual sexual arrangement.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

( The funny thing was, when England curled his spine like that, sobbing into his cupped hands, it was easy to imagine him as Japan. )

Current Mood: pleased
Current Music: "S&M" by Rihanna

Title: rain down fire on my blue sky
Fandom: Full Metal Panic!
Genre: Het, Angst
Word Count: ~1500
Pairing: Sosuke/ Kaname
Rating: R
Warnings: Weird angst, effing with canon, nonexplicit sex
Notes: Fills the 'Mechanical/Technological' square of my kink_bingo.
Summary: Kaname loves Sosuke, she just might love his Arm Slave more.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

( She kissed him for the first time because she was so relieved to feel anything, clinging to his body as they leaned against his smoldering Arm Slave, his right arm wet with blood, her ribs streaked with bruises. )

Current Mood: optimistic

Title: Centerfold Sensei
Fandom: Naruto
Genre: Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~2600
Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka
Rating: R
Warnings: Crossdressing, glossed-over smut.
Notes: Fills the postage stamp (Prostitution/Sexwork, Vanilla Kink, Pictures, and Crossdressing) of my kink_bingo . See my card here.
Summary: Moving into a new home with Kakashi, Iruka stumbles upon the dirty little secret he had been trying to hide for seven years. Unfortunately, it has been immortalized in glossy, full-color porno magazine.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

( “Kakashi, I have something to tell you. Now I’m sure you won’t like it, but so help me God, if you say one word of disapproval, I’m going to bring up that incident with the dogs and see how you like calling the kettle black-“ )

Current Mood: cranky

Title: Five Crew Members That Have Caught Jayne and Simon in the Act, and One Who is Still Blissfully Unaware
Fandom: Firefly
Genre: Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~3700
Pairing: Jayne/Simon, brief Wash/Zoe
Rating: R
Warnings: Pre-movie
Notes: Fills the 'Exhibitionism' square of my kink_bingo . Beta'd by lemposoi and kisahawklin , and all mistakes are mine.
Summary: When Jayne and Simon get together, most of Serenity gets an eyeful soon enough.
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue.

( For a second, Kaylee didn’t know whether they’d kiss or kill each other. )

Current Mood: jealous

Title: Just a Trim
Fandom: Beauty Pop
Genre: Femslash
Word Count: ~600
Pairing: Kanako -> Kiri
Rating: R
Warnings: Highschool-aged girls, budding sexuality
Notes: Fills the 'Blades' square of my

kink_bingo .
Summary: Kanako gets a haircut and fantasizes about Kiri's scissors slipping just a bit.
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue.

( Not once had Kanako ever seen Kiri’s scissors slip and cut. )