silverfoxflower

Title: Better Lock It in Your Pocket (or, Ten Secrets about Nikolai Romanov, as kept by Clint Barton)
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor, Genderblending, Angst, Character Study
Word Count: ~1400
Pairing(s): male!Natasha/Clint
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Contents: Alludes to past possible abuse, Clint's POV, no fix-it for Phil :(

Written for: this prompt at avengerkink
Notes: This was supposed to be crack, and then it descended into very aggressive angst(?) BTW, I adore male!Natasha but I'm still working on his characterization. I'm afraid that this is not one of those stories that focus on how being male would particularly change Natasha's experience.
Beta: none

Summary: Clint knows the scary, secret truth: Nikolai is a dork. He just has the world’s best poker face about it. After seven years serving as Nikolai’s BFF and occasional bed warmer (in Soviet Russia, you don’t fuck Nikolai Romanov, Nikolai Romanov fucks you), Clint has gathered a heap of intel which he has been threatened under pain of death multiple times never to disclose.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.



( Nikolai Romanov is a cool-eyed, long-legged beauty who’d kill a man as soon as look at him. )

Title: Just Wanna Have Fun
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Het, Crack/Humor, Gen
Word Count: ~2300
Pairing(s): Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Natasha Stark, Sif/Steve Rogers, Jane Foster/Thor, Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none

Written for: this prompt at kink_bingo
Notes: In my headcanon, Maria Hill off-duty acts exactly like Robin from HIMYM ...
Beta: The lovely-as-always chelz710

Summary: In which Natasha sucks at bowling, Sif gets a lapdance, Jane can't hold her tequila, and Clint has his suspicions about what, exactly, goes on during Girls Night Out.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.


(  "Fine," Clint called after her, "But I'm gonna imagine you all having a pillow fight in lingerie followed by a lesbian orgy." )

Title: You are France
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Character study, Slash
Word Count: ~1300
Pairing: Implied France/Various
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Vague references to past rape

Written for: No real reason at all
Notes: First fic of any kind in a while. Somehow writing Hetalia can always snap me out of a bad writer's block. Had this on my hard drive for a while before I managed to actually finish it, so I hope the first part doesn't read like a completely different style than the second, lol. Also, what is it with my Hetalia fics lately? I swear, I used to write decent PWPs, and now they are all character studies mumble mumble mumble.
Beta: The sweet chelz710 was kind enough to squee over this for me, even though this isn't her fandom

Summary: "You have hundreds of years of glorious and inglorious history - the grandeur of Versallies, the bloody revolution, the art, the food, the cinema and haute couture that is just so much better than everyone else’s. You still consider yourself a respected power of the world, although, realistically speaking, after Napoleon there really hasn’t been any reason for the rest of Europe to quiver in their boots."
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.

Now with a lovely Chinese translation by \o/ Lets all give cookies and hugs <3



( But from the sun-sweetened banks of Rivera to the dewy streets of Paris, you will always be the one, the only, the heart-breakingly beautiful. )

Title: Infatuation, This Fixation (or, Seven Conversations on the Same Thing and One on Something Completely Different)
Fandom: Naruto
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Slash
Word Count: ~3700
Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-graphic slash, details that don't follow canon
Fills: The Bodies/Body Parts square of my kink_bingo.
Notes: This is technically the first Kakashi/Iruka story I had ever written. There is another on my journal, I wrote it after this one and posted it before, largely because I couldn't make myself look at this for a long time. Now, I don't even know why I was so nervous. Rereading this, I have to say I completely fell in love with it all over again. But now I've probably jinxed myself and you're all going to hate it.
Beta: None, but I'm looking :) PM me if interested, especially if you're good at thinking up titles (obviously, I'm utter rubbish) and summaries.
Summary: Iruka thinks it's ridiculous, the reason Kakashi won't stop bothering him. That is, until he finds himself falling in love.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this fic.




( Iruka wondered if it would be impolite to laugh. He did it anyway, because he had nothing to lose. “That’s why you’ve been prepositioning me – most inappropriately, mind you – every day? Because you have a neck fetish?” )

Title: The Butler, Bought and Paid For
Fandom: Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji
Genre: Slash
Word Count: ~1500
Pairing: Sebastian/Ciel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Underage (Ciel is sixteen)
Notes: Fills the Prostitution/Sex Work square on my kink_bingo.
Summary: The Earl of Phantomhive is a teenage boy. With needs. Luckily, he has a butler who always provides.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn.



( By the dawn of Ciel’s sixteenth year, all of Phantomhive manor had long accustomed itself to his increasingly taxing adolescence.  )

Title: The Late Song of Longing
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Gen, Slash, Fluff, Angst
Word Count: ~1800
Pairing: child!Hong Kong+China, Korea --> China, Russia --> China, Japan --> (imaginary!)England/China, America+China, France/China
Rating: R
Warnings: Nothing really.
Notes: Fills the double line extra (Bodies and Body Parts and Vanilla Kink) on my kink_bingo. Written for this prompt on the hetalia_kink meme, with the fill posted here.
Summary: Also known as: 'Five Times China's Silky, Gorgeous Hair Was Appreciated, and the One Time It Was REALLY Appreciated' Except with less crack.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn




( When wet, it reaches to the middle of his back, slides around his shoulders, leaves droplets of water wherever he dips his head.  )

Title: On Warp Theory, Hickies, and Seduction
Author: silverfoxflower 
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Genre: PWP, Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~1700
Pairing: Scotty/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, really, other than sex.
Notes: Fills a double line extra (Collars and Teasing) on my kink_bingo.
Summary: Pretty much the title :D
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn



( Chekov wasn’t stupid. He was, however, a boy genius with a healthy sexual curiosity and perhaps a teeny, tiny crush on Chief Engineer Scott. )

Title: The Stranger In You
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Slash, PWP
Word Count: ~1500
Pairing: Greece/England
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-graphic slashy sex, allusions to past violence
Notes: Written for this prompt on the hetalia_kink meme.
Summary: Greece and England enter into an unusual sexual arrangement.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.



( The funny thing was, when England curled his spine like that, sobbing into his cupped hands, it was easy to imagine him as Japan. )

Title: We Don't Need No Education 
Fandom: Hetalia 
Genre: Slash, PWP, AU 
Word Count: ~1300
Pairing: France/Prussia, Voyeur!Spain
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: High-school aged boys, frottage, swearing. 
Notes: Written for this prompt on the hetalia_kink meme. Totally edited.
Summary: Gilbert skips class and fucks around with his best friends (literally).
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue. 



( Sure, he and Francis hadn’t gone further than a few rounds of Gay Chicken, but fuck, he smelled good, and Gilbert wasn’t too picky right about now.  )