silverfoxflower

Title: A Unicorn in the Avengers Tower, But That's Not Even The Important Part of the Story
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor
Word Count: ~800
Pairing(s): Steve/Tony, Thor/Poptarts, Thor/Jane Foster, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Contents: Jokes about alcoholism, PTSD. May be offensive to those particularly invested in fanon characterization.

Written for: this prompt at avengerkink
Notes: Okay, I was super hesitant to actually publish this story because in retrospect this is really bad fic and possibly more weirdly offensive than funny (and because I wrote this while drunk). Um, please read this with a sense of humor. For the record, i love tropes/cliches and (if you've read my other crack!fics this is really obvious) overuse them in my own writing. So.
Beta: none :(

Summary:
"so, the avengers fandom is pretty well established, right? it's got it's own tropes and fics clichés and everything.

my prompt? how many fandom tropes can you fit into one story?"

... I got 53 in 800 words. Captain Pike dares you to do better. (List of tropes used at end of fic)
IDK THIS IS BAD!FIC PPL

Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.


( “I think I’m due for my cameo.” Natasha said, looking scarily, sexily emotionless and simply covered in knives. )

Title: Five Interventions the Avengers Held For Each other and One They Held For Loki
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor, Gen
Word Count: ~2400
Pairing(s): Gen, Tony/Loki
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Contents: Mild kinkshaming of technophilia at the beginning of the work.

Written for: this prompt atavengers_kink. Also for chelz710, who asked for something cracky for her birthday and loves frostiron
Notes: Arg, I have a big bang and a reverse big bang to work on and I just keep churning out the crack.
Beta: None

Summary: The next time, they had an omelet bar, champagne and a banner without penises on it. Also, Jane Foster was there. Thor seemed delighted when he stepped into the room and everyone toasted him with a jubilant, “Intervention!”
or
The Avengers hold interventions a la How I Met Your Mother
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.




(  Thor stood, “Brother, I have a ballad prepared for this occasion. ‘Tis called, Look at thy life, look at thy choices.” )

Title: You are France
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Character study, Slash
Word Count: ~1300
Pairing: Implied France/Various
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Vague references to past rape

Written for: No real reason at all
Notes: First fic of any kind in a while. Somehow writing Hetalia can always snap me out of a bad writer's block. Had this on my hard drive for a while before I managed to actually finish it, so I hope the first part doesn't read like a completely different style than the second, lol. Also, what is it with my Hetalia fics lately? I swear, I used to write decent PWPs, and now they are all character studies mumble mumble mumble.
Beta: The sweet chelz710 was kind enough to squee over this for me, even though this isn't her fandom

Summary: "You have hundreds of years of glorious and inglorious history - the grandeur of Versallies, the bloody revolution, the art, the food, the cinema and haute couture that is just so much better than everyone else’s. You still consider yourself a respected power of the world, although, realistically speaking, after Napoleon there really hasn’t been any reason for the rest of Europe to quiver in their boots."
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.

Now with a lovely Chinese translation by \o/ Lets all give cookies and hugs <3



( But from the sun-sweetened banks of Rivera to the dewy streets of Paris, you will always be the one, the only, the heart-breakingly beautiful. )

Fandom: Hetalia

Rating: PG-13
Warnings: One possibly NSFW picture
Summary: Crossdressing maids!
Characters/Pairings: Chibitala/HRE, Japan, Hong Kong, China, Germany, Prussia, Russia/Lithuania, Lithuania/Poland, England
Notes: Fills the double line extra (Crossdressing, Domestic) of my kink_bingo. Erm, credit for art would be appreciated for these since I found most of the art on zerochan and the like.
> Art credit for 5 belongs to Chancake at DA. Thank you izzyninjajedi!

 Total Icon Count: 20

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Title: Ten Incidences Which Made Ukraine Hate Her Breasts, and the One Person Who Makes it Worthwhile
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Het, Angst, Fluff
Word Count: ~2800
Pairing: Canada/Ukraine
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Very glossed over implications of rape, sexual harassment
Notes: Written for this prompt on the hetalia_kink meme. Also posted there to read/comment anonomously.
Summary: See title.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue. 


( Ukraine rolls out of bed in the pink of dawn. Before her feet have even touched the floor a stabbing pain in her lower back sends her sprawling right back into the crumpled covers.  )