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Title: A Unicorn in the Avengers Tower, But That's Not Even The Important Part of the Story
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor
Word Count: ~800
Pairing(s): Steve/Tony, Thor/Poptarts, Thor/Jane Foster, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Contents: Jokes about alcoholism, PTSD. May be offensive to those particularly invested in fanon characterization.

Written for: this prompt at avengerkink
Notes: Okay, I was super hesitant to actually publish this story because in retrospect this is really bad fic and possibly more weirdly offensive than funny (and because I wrote this while drunk). Um, please read this with a sense of humor. For the record, i love tropes/cliches and (if you've read my other crack!fics this is really obvious) overuse them in my own writing. So.
Beta: none :(

Summary:
"so, the avengers fandom is pretty well established, right? it's got it's own tropes and fics clichés and everything.

my prompt? how many fandom tropes can you fit into one story?"


... I got 53 in 800 words. Captain Pike dares you to do better. (List of tropes used at end of fic)
IDK THIS IS BAD!FIC PPL

Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.


“I think I’m due for my cameo.” Natasha said, looking scarily, sexily emotionless and simply covered in knives. )

silverfoxflower: (Default)
Title: Better Lock It in Your Pocket (or, Ten Secrets about Nikolai Romanov, as kept by Clint Barton)
Fandom: Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor, Genderblending, Angst, Character Study
Word Count: ~1400
Pairing(s): male!Natasha/Clint
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Contents: Alludes to past possible abuse, Clint's POV, no fix-it for Phil :(

Written for: this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] avengerkink
Notes: This was supposed to be crack, and then it descended into very aggressive angst(?) BTW, I adore male!Natasha but I'm still working on his characterization. I'm afraid that this is not one of those stories that focus on how being male would particularly change Natasha's experience.
Beta: none

Summary: Clint knows the scary, secret truth: Nikolai is a dork. He just has the world’s best poker face about it. After seven years serving as Nikolai’s BFF and occasional bed warmer (in Soviet Russia, you don’t fuck Nikolai Romanov, Nikolai Romanov fucks you), Clint has gathered a heap of intel which he has been threatened under pain of death multiple times never to disclose.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.



Nikolai Romanov is a cool-eyed, long-legged beauty who’d kill a man as soon as look at him. )
silverfoxflower: (Default)
Title: Five Interventions the Avengers Held For Each other and One They Held For Loki
Fandom:
Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor, Gen
Word Count: ~2400
Pairing(s): Gen, Tony/Loki
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Contents: Mild kinkshaming of technophilia at the beginning of the work.

Written for: this prompt at[livejournal.com profile] avengers_kink. Also for [livejournal.com profile] chelz710, who asked for something cracky for her birthday and loves frostiron
Notes: Arg, I have a big bang and a reverse big bang to work on and I just keep churning out the crack.
Beta: None

Summary: The next time, they had an omelet bar, champagne and a banner without penises on it. Also, Jane Foster was there. Thor seemed delighted when he stepped into the room and everyone toasted him with a jubilant, “Intervention!”
or
The Avengers hold interventions a la How I Met Your Mother
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.




Thor stood, “Brother, I have a ballad prepared for this occasion. ‘Tis called, Look at thy life, look at thy choices.” )



silverfoxflower: (Default)
Title: Five Kinks Tony Stark Does Not Have Anymore Thanks to Steve Rogers  (+1 He Still Likes)
Fandom:
Avengers
Genre: Slash, Crack/Humor
Word Count: ~2500
Pairing(s): Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, background Clint/Coulson, Clint+Tony jackass friendship
Rating: R
Warnings/Contents: Bad!sex galore, poorly thought-out sexual decisions

Written for: this prompt at [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic
Notes: It seems that I am destined to write nothing but bad crack for this fandom. Clint snuck in and took over this fic like a ninja.
Beta: The lovely-as-always chelz710

Summary: "Hm ..." Clint paused in the bedroom doorway, surveying Tony as he lay in fetal position, sulkily clutching a hot water bottle to his groin. "Can't decide what to mock you for without more information."
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.



Clint was not as amused, and the next day Tony found that his custom-ordered RealDoll had been thoroughly used as target practice. )
silverfoxflower: (Default)
Title: You are France
Fandom:
Hetalia
Genre: Character study, Slash
Word Count: ~1300
Pairing: Implied France/Various
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Vague references to past rape

Written for: No real reason at all
Notes: First fic of any kind in a while. Somehow writing Hetalia can always snap me out of a bad writer's block. Had this on my hard drive for a while before I managed to actually finish it, so I hope the first part doesn't read like a completely different style than the second, lol. Also, what is it with my Hetalia fics lately? I swear, I used to write decent PWPs, and now they are all character studies mumble mumble mumble.
Beta: The sweet [livejournal.com profile] chelz710 was kind enough to squee over this for me, even though this isn't her fandom

Summary: "You have hundreds of years of glorious and inglorious history - the grandeur of Versallies, the bloody revolution, the art, the food, the cinema and haute couture that is just so much better than everyone else’s. You still consider yourself a respected power of the world, although, realistically speaking, after Napoleon there really hasn’t been any reason for the rest of Europe to quiver in their boots."
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this nonsense.

Now with a lovely Chinese translation by \o/ Lets all give cookies and hugs <3



But from the sun-sweetened banks of Rivera to the dewy streets of Paris, you will always be the one, the only, the heart-breakingly beautiful. )
silverfoxflower: (star trek)
Title: Five Universes Where Hikaru Sulu Fell in Love With Pavel Chekov at First Sight (and the One Where He Literally Fell)
Author/artist: [livejournal.com profile] silverfoxflower
Recipient's name: [livejournal.com profile] meteorfire
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] mightyyawp
Rating: PG-13
Series: STXI
Pairing/Characters: Sulu/Chekov, very vaguely hinted Kirk/Spock and Scotty/Gaila
Word Count: 5000
Disclaimer: No ownage whatsoever
Summary: Pretty much the title :D
Warnings (if any): N/A
Author's notes: I really hope this is to your liking, [info]meteorfire! I smashed together a couple of your likes: humor, kid!fic, AUs.


“You can call me Pavel.” The kid offers another of those bright smiles, and Hikaru should be too fucking tired to feel like he’s just gotten his breath stolen away. )
silverfoxflower: (smoking bomb hayato)
Title: Infatuation, This Fixation (or, Seven Conversations on the Same Thing and One on Something Completely Different)
Fandom:
Naruto
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Slash
Word Count: ~3700
Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-graphic slash, details that don't follow canon
Fills: The Bodies/Body Parts square of my [info]kink_bingo.
Notes: This is technically the first Kakashi/Iruka story I had ever written. There is another on my journal, I wrote it after this one and posted it before, largely because I couldn't make myself look at this for a long time. Now, I don't even know why I was so nervous. Rereading this, I have to say I completely fell in love with it all over again. But now I've probably jinxed myself and you're all going to hate it.
Beta: None, but I'm looking :) PM me if interested, especially if you're good at thinking up titles (obviously, I'm utter rubbish) and summaries.
Summary: Iruka thinks it's ridiculous, the reason Kakashi won't stop bothering him. That is, until he finds himself falling in love.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this fic.




Iruka wondered if it would be impolite to laugh. He did it anyway, because he had nothing to lose. “That’s why you’ve been prepositioning me – most inappropriately, mind you – every day? Because you have a neck fetish?” )
silverfoxflower: (france in love)

Fandom: Hetalia

Rating: PG-13
Warnings: One possibly NSFW picture
Summary: Crossdressing maids!
Characters/Pairings: Chibitala/HRE, Japan, Hong Kong, China, Germany, Prussia, Russia/Lithuania, Lithuania/Poland, England
Notes: Fills the double line extra (Crossdressing, Domestic) of my [info]kink_bingo. Erm, credit for art would be appreciated for these since I found most of the art on zerochan and the like.
> Art credit for 5 belongs to Chancake at DA. Thank you [info]izzyninjajedi!

 Total Icon Count: 20



Teasers: 

Read more... )
Please enjoy, comment & credit!
silverfoxflower: (leverage)
Title: The Roundabout Seduction Job
Fandom:
Leverage
Genre: Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~1400
Pairing: Eliot/Hardison
Rating: R
Warnings: Nongraphic referenses to mastrubation and sex
Notes: Fills the single line extra (Domestic/Tradesman, Penance/Punishment, Oral Fixation, Pictures, Crossdressing) on my [info]kink_bingo.
Summary: “Eliot Spencer, you are one oblivious son of a bitch.” Hardison stared at the camera condescendingly. “Do you know how hard it is to seduce your ass?”
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn.


Eliot was tracking beads of sweat down the back of Hardison’s neck and violently resisting the urge to lean over for a taste )
silverfoxflower: (kitties)
Title: The Butler, Bought and Paid For
Fandom:
Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji
Genre: Slash
Word Count: ~1500
Pairing: Sebastian/Ciel
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Underage (Ciel is sixteen)
Notes: Fills the Prostitution/Sex Work square on my [info]kink_bingo.
Summary: The Earl of Phantomhive is a teenage boy. With needs. Luckily, he has a butler who always provides.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn.



By the dawn of Ciel’s sixteenth year, all of Phantomhive manor had long accustomed itself to his increasingly taxing adolescence.  )
silverfoxflower: (france in love)
Title: The Late Song of Longing
Fandom:
Hetalia
Genre: Gen, Slash, Fluff, Angst
Word Count: ~1800
Pairing: child!Hong Kong+China, Korea --> China, Russia --> China, Japan --> (imaginary!)England/China, America+China, France/China
Rating: R
Warnings: Nothing really.
Notes: Fills the double line extra (Bodies and Body Parts and Vanilla Kink) on my [info]kink_bingo. Written for this prompt on the [info]hetalia_kink meme, with the fill posted here.
Summary: Also known as: 'Five Times China's Silky, Gorgeous Hair Was Appreciated, and the One Time It Was REALLY Appreciated' Except with less crack.
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn




When wet, it reaches to the middle of his back, slides around his shoulders, leaves droplets of water wherever he dips his head.  )
silverfoxflower: (barney)
Title: On Warp Theory, Hickies, and Seduction
Author: [info]silverfoxflower 
Fandom:
Star Trek XI
Genre: PWP, Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~1700
Pairing: Scotty/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None, really, other than sex.
Notes: Fills a double line extra (Collars and Teasing) on my [info]kink_bingo.
Summary: Pretty much the title :D
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn



Chekov wasn’t stupid. He was, however, a boy genius with a healthy sexual curiosity and perhaps a teeny, tiny crush on Chief Engineer Scott. )
silverfoxflower: (leverage)
Title: The Stableboy's Dilemma
Author: [info]silverfoxflower 
Fandom:
Pheniox Wright
Genre: PWP, Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~1500
Pairing: Edgeworth/Pheniox
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: OOC Edgeworth, because it amuses me to make him a secret!perv for crackish purposes.
Notes: Fills a postage stamp (Body and Body Parts, Held down, Domestic/Tradesman, Penance/Punishment) on my [info]kink_bingo .  See my card here. Also the sequel of The Poolboy's Temptation (formerly Use Me, Amuse Me, but I decided until I decided that I hated that title XD).
Summary: "Alright, so tricking Wright into debt and forcing him into menial labor in order to ogle his sweaty body sounded bad when said out loud, but it was all for a good cause. The cause of putting more delicious images into Edgeworth's mental masturbatory catalog (he detested the colloquial term 'wank bank')."
Disclaimer: No ownership was claimed in the making of this porn

Read the prequel HERE!


“There are a lot of things you don’t know about me,” Edgeworth replied loftily. <i>Such as what I’m going to be doing to those boots after you leave.</i> )
silverfoxflower: (france in love)
Title: The Stranger In You
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Slash, PWP
Word Count: ~1500
Pairing: Greece/England
Rating: R
Warnings: Non-graphic slashy sex, allusions to past violence
Notes: Written for this prompt on the [livejournal.com profile] hetalia_kink meme.
Summary: Greece and England enter into an unusual sexual arrangement.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.



The funny thing was, when England curled his spine like that, sobbing into his cupped hands, it was easy to imagine him as Japan. )
silverfoxflower: (smoking bomb hayato)
Title: First Down 
Fandom: Eyeshield 21 
Genre: Slash, PWP
Word Count: ~800
Pairing: Hiruma/Sena
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Graphic slashy smut, derisive name-calling, very dominant!Himura
Notes: Fills the 'Humiliation (Verbal)' square of my [livejournal.com profile] kink_bingo  .
Summary: On or off-field, Sena gets off on Himura's verbal abuse
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue




Behind a row of lockers, Sena kneels gingerly on the filthy floor, still in uniform except for his helmet, which has skittered under the benches long ago. )
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Title: The Ways We Play 
Fandom: Hetalia 
Genre: Slash, PWP
Word Count: ~1800
Pairing: Prussia/Estonia
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Fucking machine
Notes: Written for this prompt on the [livejournal.com profile] hetalia_kink meme. Fills the 'Fucking Machines' square of my [info]kink_bingo.
Summary: Estonia builds a fucking machine for Prussia. Then they test it out. 
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue. 





“Speechless in the face of awesome, yeah?” Prussia nodded slowly from the cot, his grin so wide it could only be described as shit-eating. “Take a good look ‘cause that, baby, is the famous five meters.”  )
silverfoxflower: (Default)
Title: A Little Show 
Fandom: Hetalia
Genre: Slash, PWP
Word Count: ~1200
Pairing: England/Poland
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Crossdressing!Poland, D/s themes, molestation of an unsuspecting pillow
Notes: Written for this prompt on the [livejournal.com profile] hetalia_kink  meme. Thanks, [livejournal.com profile] lovelycudy!
Summary: Horny!Poland + A Body Pillow + Toppy!England = ...?
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue. 



“Does it have to be hot pink?” England asked drolly. )
silverfoxflower: (sakura)

Title: Incubation
Fandom: Xxxholic
Genre: Slash
Word Count: ~2000
Pairing: Domeki/Watanuki
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Underage, high-school-aged boys. Graphic, slashy sex.
Notes: Fills the 'Sex Toys Under Clothing' square of my [livejournal.com profile] kink_bingo . Honestly, IDK where this story came from ... it is so friggin' weird XD
Summary: Watanuki gets to incubate a mechanical egg. Too bad it requires human body heat to hatch and there is only one place hot enough ...
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue. 



Watanuki liked this object immediately, the way it whirred and clicked, rolling around in his palm as if it had a life of its own instead of existing as a conglomeration of ticking clockwork gears.  )


silverfoxflower: (smoking bomb hayato)

Title: Centerfold Sensei
Fandom: Naruto
Genre: Slash, Humor
Word Count: ~2600
Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka
Rating: R
Warnings: Crossdressing, glossed-over smut.
Notes: Fills the postage stamp (Prostitution/Sexwork, Vanilla Kink, Pictures, and Crossdressing) of my [info]kink_bingo . See my card here.
Summary: Moving into a new home with Kakashi, Iruka stumbles upon the dirty little secret he had been trying to hide for seven years. Unfortunately, it has been immortalized in glossy, full-color porno magazine.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

 

“Kakashi, I have something to tell you. Now I’m sure you won’t like it, but so help me God, if you say one word of disapproval, I’m going to bring up that incident with the dogs and see how you like calling the kettle black-“  )


silverfoxflower: (grimm)

Title: The Trials and Tribulations of Ichigo Kurosaki  
Fandom: Bleach
Genre: Slash, PWP, AU
Word Count: ~4000
Pairing: Ichigo/Grimmjow
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash, powerplay and D/s themes, sex toys, humiliation
Notes: Fills the postage stamp (Uniforms/Military, Teasing, Mechanical/Technological, Sex Toys Under Clothing) of my [info]kink_bingo . See my card here.
Summary: Ichigo's intentions were good when he bought his pet, Grimmjow, the vibrating egg, he just didn't forsee how everything would go so porno, so quickly.
Disclaimer: No money was making during the production of this porn. I do not own these frisky boys. 
 

Read the prequel: The Care and Keeping of Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez



The easiest way to train Grimmjow was to shortcut the synapses of his brain, cross the wires, so to speak (although he wouldn’t appreciate the reference) and connect something feared to something pleasurable. )

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